I don't do these things normally, but it's you, so here you go:
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Sure are

02) What was your dream growing up?
My first career goal was to be a scientist or an inventor. My first truly wistful dream was to have a friend who truly understood me (I was 9).

03) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could sing well.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Depends on how saucy you're feeling. ;) But I'll take a strawberri daiquiri or margarita, a jack and coke, or a mojito. :)

05) Favorite vegetable?
I am a big fan of good corn. Green beans are also good.

06) What was the last book you read?
Little Brother, Cory Doctorow.

07) What zodiac sign are you?
I'm an Aquarium. ("Great, let's get tanked!")

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Captured bead halfway up my left ear. No tattoos yet.

09) Worst Habit?
Allowing my distractions to get the best of my day, actually.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
No, I'd point and laugh -- of course I'd give you a ride, wherever you needed.

11) What is your favorite sport?
Badminton. Or Competitive staring.

12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Pragmatic Optimist - I think every situation has the -potential- to turn out well, but I don't anticipate it.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Hot! No really, it gets hot in there.

I think we'd sit with our backs to the wall and make up silly stories before fashioning something McGuyverish from whatever was in our pockets. Also, we're both tall so we could probably reach the coveted Ceiling Access Panel.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Hard to say, but I'd say having my 4th grade teacher tell the other kids not to play with me was pretty psychologically destructive for a long time.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
Whenever I get new glasses, the first thing I always do is look at the trees after stepping outside. It's like my 'calibration'.